eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

piratescarfy:

arcsin:

Here’s an odd thing

CUTEST KHOSH

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

gotthewholeuniverse:

shigeako:

deanismypatronass:

songofages:

kirstin-nicole-speirs:

The difference between ten and eleven

Ten just suffered from massive second hand embarrassment.

most times Eleven was the embarrassment

that last one killed me ^

Did you have to use the term second-hand, though.

This is Ten we’re talking about.

nightbecomesme:

YES! So glad this was gif’d…I snorted when he said that. Such sass!

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

tagged: +that says cabbage  +w0w 

moonlit-bedrooms:

I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life

emmammo:

Learn how to braid your hair like the ladies in Game of Thrones.

tagged: +hair things 

moonlit-bedrooms:

I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta