eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

andmilkandhoneyy:

secretcallgirl:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

ayee

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

jennles:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i’m gonna fUCKIN CRY
(x) (x)

jennles:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i’m gonna fUCKIN CRY

(x) (x)

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell



Track: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
Artist: Bastille

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

no:

If u got an earth hand Fist me

no:

If u got an earth hand Fist me